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Cock

OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔
by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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Cock weasel

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!
by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
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Candle Cock

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock
by Thetallmf September 3, 2017
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cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.
Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?
by Adzybayor August 18, 2020
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Cocks

A cocks is ugly faced person or an irregular shaped person,
Your girlfriend is a cocks
by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019
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cock your hole

put a cock in your hole
A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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