“OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔
by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
Get the Cockmug. Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
Get the How fat is your cock thoughmug. by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019
Get the Cock weaselmug. When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
by Thetallmf September 3, 2017
Get the Candle Cockmug. by Adzybayor August 18, 2020
Get the cashew cockmug. Your girlfriend is a cocks
by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019
Get the Cocksmug. by anonymous April 15, 2022
Get the cock your holemug.