if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

you're mom gay

It's a joke used by adults, however it's mostly used by teenagers who don't know basic grammar and they're trying to make an insult.

- You are not disciplined, you don't know basic grammar and you have zero responsibility for anything.
- you're mom gay

Related: ur mom gay gay meme grammar

by uglyninja March 16, 2018

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

What you say when you are getting fucked

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

by Nhoke Ciggers June 29, 2024

You're so portuguese

A word used by the famous internet celebrity Markiplier, it's used in any random context but the most common use for it currently is referring to someone or something as cute or adorable. it also should be taken in consideration that the phrase is used predominantly towards cats due to the nature of the phrase coming from Markiplier saying to a cat in a video game

Cat : "Meoooow"
Markiplier : "Ohoho you're so Portuguese"

by RaeRaelo November 28, 2023

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Best Christmas song ever!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel December 13, 2024

You'r

A mix between Your and You're. It means the two of them.
Used when the phrase is purposely written wrong with other abreviations.

Started by a user on daily chat on Geometry Dash

Damit you'r spidg's nawt kewl bruv kek
(Damn it, your fidget spinner is not cool, bro. Lol)

by Spidg July 27, 2017