Stretching wookie

When her pussy is extremely hairy and so loose that it sags and looks like a wookie. It also smells like wet dog.

"Yeah I was totally gonna bang her last night but she had a stretching wookie man. I got the fuck out of there. It was so gross.

Stretching wookie by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.

"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.

stretching wookie by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

wesley woodin 

A small boy lover because of his undersized schlong

Michael Jackson used to do a Wesley Woodin.

wesley woodin by The real Bobby joe July 4, 2016

bald wookie 

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.

Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again

bald wookie by narambae August 24, 2016

chocolate wookiee

Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.

As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."

chocolate wookiee by FussyBritches February 16, 2017

Bush Wookie 

The act of hiding in a bush or plant in battle and waiting for it to end

Look at them sandniggers bush wookie mode activate

Bush Wookie by Bush Wookie October 1, 2017

Fluffy Wookie 

That chewbacca grrr sounding noise Jakey makes when he is angry, annoyed or trying to fake being pissed off to the 'lads' & Panda.

Panda: <insert something annoying here>
Jakey: wurrr ahrrr warrr arrr
Panda: Aww Jakey you're such a fluffy wookie
Jakey: I'm not a fluffy wookie

Fluffy Wookie by JellybeanFromSL April 21, 2018