Craig Brown

Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.

Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.

I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.

by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016

Brown Street

A street named Brown. Generally named after someone famous who had Brown as a surname.

Nothing sexual at all, so don't overanalyze it.

Patrons are asked not to park in Brown Street.

by Danathebanana December 11, 2010

Brown Fairy

Chocolate milk with a dash of strawberry syrup and rum (vodka can be substituted in rum is not available).

My girlfriend blacked out on a 32oz Brown Fairy.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Brown Smile

is a sexual act in which one partner licks and eats out the others asshole, to the point that when the one partner smiles there is shit in between their teeth, causing the brown smile. (Please don't let this happen to you, always make sure to thoroughly wash beforehand)

Dude1: Yo dude last night my girl did the weirdest thing.
Dude2: What?
Dude1: She licked my asshole.
Dude2: Ewwww, bro.... she gave you a brown smile!
Dude1: ....Yup

by DidloDildo May 4, 2011

brown belch

a fart

That was one wicked smelling brown belch.

by torties February 7, 2010

Brown-Balled

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010