wall ornament

a reject/loner/loser/tool at a social function
usually has their back up against the wall

The man at the party was a total wall ornament, no one would dance to him.

by breezie February 25, 2008

Wall Monitor

A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:

1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.

2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.

Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.

In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.

by Memphis Jay April 6, 2008

wall coating

the act of continuing to fuck a girl after you came in her vag and thrashing your dick around in it to coat her labia walls in your jizz

dude 1: dude me and my girl had sex twice yesterday
dude 2: did you coat her walls with balls of glory
dude 1: yeah i gave her a perfect wall coating

by socaltrojan88 May 6, 2008

Wall Back

When somebody writes on somebodies wall on facebook and prompts a reply on their own wall.

loser 1 (on facebook wall): I did your mom! wall back!
loser 2 (on facebook wall): You're a dipshit, DONT wall back

by ZeroNow January 20, 2009

wallabahoolie

An all purpose word that can be shouted out if your felling silly, like i did in my french class.

me "im so bored" "wallabahoolie!" Teacher "who was that?"

by Mr.Phat March 5, 2009

Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

Waldoland

Who doesn't know where Waldoland is? It's where Waldo lives.

"Hey where's Waldoland?"
"It's a secret."

by Waldo's Agent October 5, 2009