When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off
Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL
by Eric and Robin December 21, 2007
Get the U + Ur Hand mug. Greatest song by Katy Perry. It's basically about emo boys....it doesn't call them emo, but it describes a classic emo boy.
"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart. You bitch and moan about LA, wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway. You don't eat meat and you drive electrical cars, you're so indie rock it's almost an art. you need SPF45 just to stay alive.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"
by tramaqueen April 9, 2009
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+10 self-esteem fucking obliterated
the government will try and test on your power, and a 65% chance the underworld will bow before you
Jerry: ur mom gay
Horatio: ur dad lesbian
Bartholomew: ur son trans
The playground explodes, capitalism topples, Rosie O'Donnell gets a boyfriend , the CIA, MI6, NSA and the FBI show up at the same time. In the distance, explosions.
Horatio: ur dad lesbian
Bartholomew: ur son trans
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by BeeFucker69 March 10, 2018
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