Urban Knowitall

Guy who puts definitions on urban dictionary to either make someone laugh, or to prove himself right.

Urban Knowitall: guys look on urban dictionary, it has my username! and it says im handsome and rich!
Person: you posted that...

by Briksawse232134 May 25, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A retarded website that makes people put random definitions

Urban Dictionary Is soooo good

by the_super_boss May 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

An awesome website designed for people to give out, and show definitions or words, terms ETC.

“I need the definition of retard! What is it?”
“Check the Urban Dictionary, retard!”

by DEUCE+TURD March 22, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The shit site to find what's not true.

Mom: "I just found out that reading books cause cancer!"

Me: "What the fuck- where'd you get that from"

Mom: " I just found out this website called "Urban Dictionary" that tells you random shit! "

urban dictionary always tells me the 'right information' !

by SomeRand0m._kid0nTheInternet._ November 22, 2022

Urban Turkey

A fat city pigeon

That urban Turkey just snatched my food.

by Ruby D the rapper April 22, 2023

Urban wildlife

Animals--rats, cats, coyotes, etc--seen from afar on streets and sidewalks or stuck in trees, which, when approached, turn out to actually just be trash blowing in the breeze.

I saw some scary urban wildlife in a bush last night. I was pretty freaked out until I realized it was just a plastic bag.

by eyehustlin May 13, 2014

Urban Dicktator

An Urban dictator who's a fakin' snob.

Urban dictionary user 1: Hey I heard that guy's an urban dictator.
UD user 2: Yeah I know right.

Meanwhile at the Urban dicktator's house.
Dicktator: *writes somefin' overly smart on UD*
Random UD user: *writes a normal definition*
Dicktator: *sees that definition* Oh, you write like that? pathetic. I write 4 paragraph definitions.
UD user Random: Dude. It's just an internet website, stop being so snobby.

by giant salamanders eat pant May 14, 2020