Unicorn Paint Job

When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)

"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"

by OriginalSassyPants June 26, 2012

unicorn ski jacket

another gay sexual position

"What's this one?"
"A Frog in a unicorn ski jacket."
"Oooh."

by fuckthatha January 11, 2014

Shoot a Russian unicorn

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

Oh, the night is young. Now baby, we could shoot a Russian unicorn.

by RavenHaus July 12, 2011

Unicorn Skin

The ability to walk into a room and get any guy/girl you want. A hot ass bitch

Dude you get so much dick, it must be because of your unicorn skin.

by JacquelynMarie April 10, 2011

Operation: Unicorn-Sex

Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.

"Okay, we`ve found monkeys shagging in your granny`s refridgerator, type in unicorn sex!"

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

pink fluffy unicorn

a cute little pony that likes to dance on rainbows :D

pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows.

by Nyan cat WTF June 6, 2011

Buff Unicorn

A complete and total dumbfuck.

Babbler is an example of a Buff Unicorn.

by Haloofthesun January 19, 2011