watch that turns into a hamster 

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.

James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"

watch that turns into a hamster by MathKills December 22, 2009

turnitin.com 

the worst website ever invented

my tacher made me turn my paper into turnitin.com and i got in trouble because it was 80% plagerized

turnitin.com by whatbkswhatbks March 8, 2009

turnstilish 

1. The ability to move stylishly through the ever-so-awkward turnstiles.

2. The sudden turning of something from boring to stylish.

3. Clumsy, gangly, or somehow resembling a turnstile.

1. He rides the subway every day... I guess that's why he's so turnstilish.

2. High-waisted skirts?!?! How turnstilish!

3. Poor Sam... he was so tall and skinny that he stayed turnstilish until his 15th birthday.

turnstilish by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 19, 2008

Turner Brown 

Turner Brown is a massive black dude with a 20 inch penis that frequents elevators in downtown Manhattan.

Turner Brown:

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”

The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”

The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”

Turner Brown by kam75xx December 1, 2018

aidan turner 

Aidan Turner is a devilishly handsome man. Known for his role Kili in the hobbit and Ross Poldark in the show Poldark. He is well known for his long dark curly hair and big smile.

Person 1: "look at that guys curly dark hair"
Person 2: "that's Aidan Turner"
Person 1: "ahh"

aidan turner by the_names_kendra February 5, 2017

kentucky turnstile

A certain pile of dead bodies.

"Jus' walk on trough that ther' kentucky turnstile to git on that ther' train."

kentucky turnstile by TrikyDickyAintPicky February 16, 2017

page turner 

A book you just can't put away, you can't stop yourself from turning the page and continue reading.

This book is boooooring - not exactly a page turner!

page turner by Monster Tiddies October 1, 2019