Two Hand Touch

Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.

When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!

by WCFC2005 November 21, 2005

Touche

French word for touch. Pronounced Touch-e. Originated in fencing, when one person scored a point by "touch"ing the opponent.

Touche (while fencing, the sword or eppez has "touched" the opponent thus resulting in a point.)

by DimWitt February 16, 2009

Touching

The act of engaging in physiscal contact with an object and or thing.

"Mommy, gods touching me again."

by MMT December 20, 2005

Fuck You Touchdown

The touchdown(s) in which the New England Patriots already have the game won but proceed to score more touchdowns in order to inform the NFL "fuck you we are the best team ever"

Guy 1: "Hey did you see Tom Brady's Fuck you Touchdown to Wes Welker?"

Guy 2: "Yeah It was at the end of the first half to make it Patriots 49 Jets 0"

by Andrew, Endy, Schmidty, Ski Ski, Drew-Ski, Whatever you call me December 19, 2007

touch grass

Used when a person is acting strange, sexual, in need of some guidance or just needs a reality check

My friend Marie has been acting over sexual and paranoid so I recommended she should go outside and touch grass.

by Loathing Pain May 17, 2021

touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.

Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021