tool

The stupidest most pathetic word possible to use for insulting someone for lack of any decent word coming to mind, generally thrown around by white elitist douchebag teenage boys who actually think it'll bother anyone if they call them a tool, as well as make them sound like a 1337 intellectual, when in reality it just sounds retarded.

p|_|nck r4wks0r: dat emo kid iz such a tool he likez sum41 and shit hahaha wow wat a tool lisin 2 real musik leik green day nd teh hevy metalz lololololol i am winrar!!!1!1

anyone else: Dude shut the fuck up already. No one cares.

by bl- -p June 16, 2008

Toobz

Tiny Boobs
Lack of breasts
Small breasts

"Check out that girls toobz!"
"Why do I have toobz?!"

by Ra Parara February 5, 2009

Tool Shed

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!

A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"

by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009

tool

Slang term for a gun. Because it gets the task done.

Yo, man.. you see that guy over there? You better watch it, he strapped with a tool!

by Kerberos December 14, 2008

Tool

one who uses the phrase "keepin it fresh" or "yo duncan" or "go to hell and get hit by a truck"
See Nate

Nate the tool is Gay.

by Tyler KC May 28, 2008

Tool Bag

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.

The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag

by BizzyBlond April 18, 2011

Toolette

Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.

"That dam Toolette just called me a Kabby!!!"

by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005