picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.
Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.
by Morty Apples July 26, 2014
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Water Pick

When someone has a piece of food stuck in their teeth and no dental floss or anything else to get it out, so you offer piss in their mouth to dislodge it, similar to a real dental water pick.
Mike: I've had this chunk of meat stuck in my teeth and can't get it out. This is insanely annoying.
James: If you want, we can step into the mens room and I can give you a water pick.
by Kickballa February 11, 2018
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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
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Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate
while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!
by TBCRI September 15, 2011
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penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers
my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings
by poperoni304 September 20, 2023
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pick and roll

Transsexual slang for hiding your penis when boymoding.
Alice: You ready to go out to the mall?
Jess: Sure, one sec, just gotta do a little pick and roll ;)
by 20_20_20_20 February 25, 2021
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an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.
if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.
by Sexydimma December 01, 2016
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