Rumor weed

Where oh where do i begin. Throughout time the rumor weed has terrorized the city of Bumsleburgh spreading rumors throughout its inhabitants. Once defeated by the renown batman like hero, "LARRY BOY" the rumor weed has escaped and moved into the lower Hudson valley of New York. Now the rumor weed is headed to be the biggest meme in all of instagram and might overflow to all social media platforms such as KIK and LIKIDEN. If you haven't heard of this weed you should go follow him on Instagram @I.AM.THE.RUMOR.WEED. she now takes the faces of well known people like Queen Elizabeth and so on. You will not be disappointed. If you look at this and don't follow the rumor weed she will find you and will rape you. She might also send INCEST CHILLI after you so watch out. #rumorsquad

Guy: Have you heard of INCEST CHILLI?
DUDE: you're gay
MAN: Have you guys heard of the Rumor Weed?
Guy and Dude: *stops following INCEST CHILLI and follows the rumor weed*
MAN: *Ascends into rumor weed heaven for spreading the good word*

by the rumor weed February 14, 2019

weed music

music you listen to when you’re high as fuck. microwave music. slow songs that make you feel as high as a kite. you feel like you’re in heaven.

Mitski, Lana Del Rey, and Joji invented weed music.

by fayri July 09, 2019

Weed Monkey

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

by Ryan Tucker January 17, 2007

Weed Disrespectful

Is you dropping the blunt during the rotation
Is when you talk on the phone during the rotation
Is when you cough during the rotation and don't pass it "PASS THE BLUNT"
Never past the blunt with ashes on it

Its weed disrespectful for you to cough and past me the blunt with ashes and it no lit to smoke.

by Deshana Shelton January 21, 2009

bitch weed

low quality weed. doesn't live up to the expectations you had of it when you bought it. it's a dissapointment and it's jus little bitch weed.

man, i'm so tired of this bitch weed, we need to score some good stuff, at a good price!

by Lorenzzzzo January 21, 2006

weed eater

weed eater
One who smokes a lot of pot.

Mary is a real weed eater.

by kevin June 05, 2004

Weed Bag

A person who carries their supply (weed) around with them constantly and shows it off to everyone!

Jack: We were sitting in science during lunch and Adam kept getting out his stash.
Mark: Wow what a weed bag!

by Sycodrive September 24, 2009