Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.

That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.

by Section 8 pope June 18, 2015

titty murf

A camel toe and wedgie variant when a shirt gets wedged into the underside of ones breast and is slowly consumed by any additional motion.

Joey is so fat, any time he sits down he starts developing a titty murf!

by not_gsand May 20, 2014

Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.

John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.

by billyradison January 29, 2015

titty pinch

A small amount of something

Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!

by 1will2000will1 June 8, 2021

Pity titty

An expression used for when a girl feels bad for you, so she shows you a boob.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl showed me a pity titty last night."
Guy 2: "At least you got to see one."

by Bari123 February 13, 2018

Titty Shank

When you shank another persons titty

I' ll titty shank the fuck outta you bitch.

by TheTittyShanker September 26, 2017

titty stained

The phrase "titty stained" is a close synonym to the phrase "pussy whipped" but refers more specifically to emotional dependency. Basically you have been sucking too hard for too long.

Bro 1: Where the fuck is Brad? I haven't seen him in like 6 weeks.

Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.

by cliftoncincygirl August 30, 2013