Thunder punch

A type of punch Bruce Lee invented usually reserved for the lower extremities of a man -- the junk.

Ex A.
Dude, you are being an ass, I'm totally going to thunder punch you in the junk.

Ex B.
Zombie Bruce Lee: Hyahhhhh!!!!11!!!1 (punch)

Me: Fuck, Bruce Lee's motherfucking zombie just gave me the thunder punch. Now I have ball hurt.

by Bubalzibubba March 20, 2008

cum guzzling thunder-cunt

one who sucks the dick, and ejoys the tingly sensation of seman in her mouth

That cum guzzling thunder-cunt Olivia, not only took my load but she swallowed that shit.

by Tyler Foster March 15, 2008

Chocolate Thunder

Taking a shit in bad weather

Brogan took a chocolate thunder last night. Was wild

by Arthwani June 20, 2011

Thunder Thighs

Really fat thighs that have super gross dimples and wrinkles or "cellulite" and jiggle in every single direction possible and clapping together which makes them jiggle even more, causing extreme hatrid toward the fat ass for having such fuckin gross thighs which explode with every fuckin step. Thighs of this size are known to cause extreme damage to any chairs and make you laugh really hard.

Dude: dude check out that ladies thighs!
Other dude: JESUS CHRIST THOSE ARE THUNDER THIGHS!

by Dev B. November 7, 2006

Thuerk

A noun used to describe someone who constantly spams another with various technological gadgets such as AIM, MSN Messenger, email, text message, etc.

WTF Jeremy, stop being such a Thuerk and get a damn life!

by Xiah December 8, 2007

Thunder Wookie

A cool SOB, who smacks skinny guys with nipple rings around for fun.

Did you see that thunder wookie slap that guy. His hand almost went thru his chest.

by Thunder Wookie August 18, 2009

Thunder Thigh Dinosaur

An old, fat woman.

Yesterday I went to visit my grandpa at the retirement home and there were Thunder Thigh Dinosaurs everywhere.

by Cryscuffs March 12, 2011