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Jesse

A slur for tall, skinny, white males
"Bro, that Jesse over there is terrible."
by DiscordZit December 27, 2024
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National Bullying Jess Day

January 25th is national bullying Jess day. If you know anyone named Jess this is the day to attack them.
by Anonymous270907 January 25, 2022
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Jesse and Keturah

these people will become a great couple over time. they are destined to be with each other some day. it is a rocky start, but eventually they will both like each other. it’s also meant to be because j and k are next to each other in the alphabet. together, this couple will be much more powerful than any other couple they know. Jesse and Keturah are people who have usually known each other for quite a while or have grown up together. jesse usually has brown eyes and curly hair while keturah has blue eyes and wavy/straight hair. at this very moment, one of them likes the other right now and they will become a couple soon. i swear they will get married.
person1: “who's that powerful couple?”
person2 “oh, that’s Jesse and Keturah, the best couple.”
by peasinapod22 November 27, 2023
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Jess

I wish I knew Jess
I wouldn’t she’s a backstabbing bitch
by Best karma December 24, 2021
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Jess

Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.
PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
by milbooo January 29, 2024
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jess

jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022
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Jesse

The best dad in the world is is so sweet but can sometimes be a bit harsh but he cares about his family and they care for him to

Person 1: omg he is the best dad

Person 2: yeah he really is
Person1: jesse is the best dad
by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022
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