Dirts McGurts

Derived from the word "dirty," this phrase is used to indicate and/or further point out the awesomeness of an event that has occurred or may occur in the future.

Dude, that'd be so dirts mcgurts. Let's eiffel tower her.

by McBlackerson July 12, 2010

Devils Dirt

Chewing Tobacco

Hey Chief Shithead pull in the Shell so I can get some Devils Dirt.

by Amish Wyatt February 14, 2017

Dirt turtle

A brewery-term for the employee lowest on the totem-pole. Typically in-charge of doing the jobs no one else wants to do.

We need to clean kegs, scrub the floors, and keg-off beer till the brite tank is empty. Go tell the Dirt Turtle to do it.

by Dirt_Turtle November 30, 2017

crawling dirt

Insect pests, like roaches, flies, mosquitoes, silverfish, etc.

I don't like to use insecticides. How can I get rid of this crawling dirt around the bathtub?

by pentozali October 21, 2009

Dirt Rider

1. A person of either gender with poor judgement and no class.
2. A person with bad personal hygiene.
3. A promiscuous person.
4. Someone that enjoys anal sex.

"Person 1: Did you see how greasy her hair was?
Person 2: Yeah she's definitely a dirt rider."

"Person 1: Stacy let me do anal last night.
Person 2: I knew she was a dirt rider"

by Paranormalgirl May 23, 2008

Dirt Smurf

Is a smurf that lives below ground in the dirt beneath all of the other smurfs. Pops up to take and steal from the other smurfs to survive.

That chick is a real dirt smurf.

by Truecolours72 November 28, 2021

dirt jockey

Any person that prefers to be on the giving end of anal sex. This person is very animated in their performance, often slapping the ass of the person they are “riding” - as a jockey would ride a race horse. Often homosexual men, but a dirt jockey can be a straight man and sometimes a lesbian or straight woman in a pegging situation.

Darth: Hey where’s Doug?
Maverick: Oh, he’s hanging out at Dave’s house tonight.
Darth: Uh-oh...that dude is a master dirt jockey. He uses a crop and everything! Does Doug know that?
Maverick: He’ll probably figure it out later, right? LOL!

by Old Darth Barley June 17, 2018