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Bacon of the Sea (BOTS)

A very large annoying woman typically found at the workplace who only works 4 out of every 60 minutes and spends the rest of her time bringing down other's productivity. Name is derived from her looking like a large sea mammal, hence the name sea bacon or bacon of the sea...
Damn dude, Bacon of the Sea (BOTS) wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour. I couldn't get shit done...

It is preferred to use the acronym as it is easier to say than the full blown words.
by Bots harpooner, arrrrrrrr... August 18, 2008
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sea monkey stew

I sprayed her tits with sea monkey stew.
by andy fry March 21, 2003
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Deep Sea Shrimping

A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.
"When I finished with Faqwanda I went deep sea shrimping."
"Get out of my sight."
by Fillmore Slim June 25, 2004
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Russian Sea Urchin

When a female is double fisted by her partner and the fingers are then extended so as to resemble a sea urchin.

Derived from a double version of the Russian starfish
She bragged that she could totally take a Russian starfish, so I gave her a Russian Sea Urchin and she squealed.
by Jose San Wango April 20, 2011
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old sea dog

OHHH damn my old sea dog is coming to visit next we r gonna have so much fun playing bingo and cleaning our dentures!
by targetforever February 26, 2011
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what on the seven seas

a piratified vertion of "what the fuck" a.k.a. WTF!!!
what on the seven seas was that noise!!! me hartie !!! yarrrrr!!!!
by RANDOM-ZERO + mullet September 10, 2005
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hairy sea lemon

a hairy sea lemon is a term for somebody who fails at life. it has been coined from one of the monsters in legends of dragoona that looks like a sea lemon. it's really easy to beat and it fails at life as well
Tiger Woods fails at life, therefore he is: a hairy sea lemon.
by mikki.bug December 23, 2009
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