pudding bum

A majorly obese person. High definition Obesity

Ay, that Lauren is a moody pudding bum.

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

applesauce pudding

What happens when a group abuses someone in a way most think impossible and so neurologically abusive she constantly tries to take her own life. They do this so they can put an ear of corn in her mouth the wrong way whenever they want and get away with it.

They decided her brain goes to applesauce pudding, we need a good scapegoat that has a rewind, delete button. No monitor, no problem.

by swellsoundsthatkill April 12, 2022

Pedophile Pudding Cup

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.

"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "

That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.

That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.

by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021

Bread pudding

A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .

Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment

I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;

Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that

by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017

French Pudding

The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment

Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)

by baggerclams November 13, 2020

Pud Thumping

The show of malice to an unconscious, unknowing fluid or solid base. Relating to many subjects. You or someone you know may be a Pud Thumper.

While Jon was preparing a delectable dessert, he began pud thumping the puuding with a smile.'ll

by tinkin January 17, 2015

Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021