box office

basically any dank alleyway in New York City where boxes are sold

"Dude, the bus smells like a box office."

"Hey, I've been to New York City!"

by youngun' December 12, 2007

Office

the professional's consultation room.

enters the doctor's office as a patient

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

Offical

Of or pertaining to a cult run by the best geniuses (who are even smarter than spellcheck) and composed of the easily duped

"Have you paid to get your offical Trump card yet? He may have lost the election, but he'll always have my heart. And money."

by Good one Beth August 7, 2021

Result in the death of police officers

No cops died on Jan 6th.

Hym "Why should people have to sit there and listen to you lecture them when you are lying blatantly about what actually took place? Jan 6th did not result in the death of police officers. The BLM protests DID result in the death of police officers. What you are doing here is insane. You need to be murdered for this. You need to correct the video or you need to die. That is what happens to you in a just world."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.

Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.

by on September 16, 2022

Officer Big daddy

The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.

There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022