landing strip

This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.
(to a woman, preferably hot!) "Landing strip or shaven haven?"
by Adam T Smith June 12, 2006
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burning lands legal

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.
Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.
by Steven Howell July 30, 2004
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Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again
by modemcat June 14, 2022
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tim-tim land

It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.
Guy 1: " Bro I went to Tim-Tim land last night! "
Guy 2: " wicked bro! "
by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 01, 2013
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Squidward's tiki land

Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.
Bill: Yo John have you seen phill

John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.

Phill: tiki tiki

Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022
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kings of frantti land

some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.
look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle
by parker.crawdaddy69 April 19, 2021
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live off the land

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.
Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
by QuacksO October 05, 2018
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