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Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
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Ice Hot

a pun on two words used to describe an object as desirable / interesting: cool & hot
person 1: person 3, your pants are so cool
person 2: they're hott
person 2: they're ICE HOT!
by pulcher_sum September 23, 2005
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Hot Spitting

The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.
Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.
by KylieNykol October 3, 2020
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Hot jerk

Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
Dude, after I shoveled the snow I rewarded myself with a hot jerk
by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015
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Hot Julia

Giving your boss at Pita Pit a hand job because he let you play beer pong and smoke weed during your shift.
Damn! Had to give Kevin a hot julia last night - but we got to play strip Jenga in between to go orders. He makes a weird face when he cuuuuums.
by mattbot9000 October 17, 2013
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Corona Hot

A woman who has a fantastic body, beautiful eyes, lovely forehead, gorgeous hair, and sexy voice, but whose hideous face below the eyes is obscured by her N95, surgical mask, or other form of government-mandated face protection worn during the coronavirus pandemic.
Dude, I met this chick at the market today and she seemed hot as f*ck. But she was wearing a mask, so she could just be corona hot.
by Josh E Z April 18, 2020
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