Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.

After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.

by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014

The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.

Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude

by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024

gut-muncher

a very gory films about cannibals or zombies.( Term used figuratively to depict what the film shows, specifically disembowelment and cannibalism )

" Directed by the notorious Bruno Mattei, this '80s Italian gut-muncher is infamous for its eye-popping gore, jaw-dropping dialogue and heart-stopping use of inappropriate stock footage "
( Source: Amazon's DVD: Plotline and critics of " Hell of the Living Dead "

by Rick Thurman February 21, 2011

Gut that

Striking, achieving and snatching.

“Gut that hoe”

by Røyale November 27, 2018

Gutting Gift

The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!

I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!

by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022

Jug gut

When you drink a large amount of fluid and you stomach sounds like a half full jug slushing around

I chugged a gallon of water and now I have jug gut

by anonymous November 16, 2025