toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017

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Jada's Day

On January 25 aka "J25" we honor the best Jada in the world. J25 is a day to turn up but most importantly be thankful Jada.

I can't wait to celebrate Jada's Day!!!

by gonetopluto December 29, 2021

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Foreplay day

Tuesday. If Wednesday is hump day, surely, Tuesday is foreplay day...

Kat-i have to say that you sexting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet!
Kent-perfect, I figured since I was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, I'd make this foreplay day...

by dark korner October 11, 2016

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League Day

A league day is when one sees his girlfriend or her boyfriend naked for the first time, or completely naked.

Kelly and I had a league day yesterday.

by Charles2221 June 11, 2007

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Mythitorium Day

Mythitorium Day is a day where everyone becomes Mythitorium. Mythitorium day is celebrated on the 4th of February each year. Everyone who exists will becomes mythitorium. Profiles on every social media will become Mythitorium and profile pictures will be Mythitorium.

Based person: I can't wait for February 4th!

Cringe person: Whats' on February 4th?

Based person: Mythitorium day you fucking monkey

by WizzBMA February 4, 2022

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Brining Day

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.

Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.

by Reeemer December 15, 2013

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