Big Truck Syndrome

A syndrome normally found with white guys who compensate for their tiny genitals or being heavily inbred by owning a loud, jacked-up truck, getting violent over petty shit and other retarded reasons.
"You saw that guy with the mustache, ponytail and his giant truck?"

"Oh yeah, that asshole that threatened to kill that guy on a bike over leaning on some other guy's truck?"

"Yeah, he's got Big Truck Syndrome."
by The Painful Reality August 12, 2020
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puss-up truck

A pickup truck with extras that a REAL pickup doesn't need, such as leather seats, GPS, dual zone climate control, and backup cameras.
"Check it out guys, this thing's got chrome rims, chrome crash bar, DVD screens for the kids, heated seats for cool mornings, and can tow our scooters."

"Yeah dude, nice puss-up truck! Is that the Victoria's Secret Special Edition?"
by clav October 13, 2007
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back up the truck

So Christie is pregnant, anyways did you see the football game on Monday?

Wait, wait, wait back up the truck...Christie's what?
by bandrewa October 14, 2007
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ice cream truck

A vehicle that resonates annoying, repeatitive music throughout your neighborhood for about an hour. If you're unlucky enough to live near the projects, you even get the honor of listening to the same theme (or a slightly remixed version) resonating while you are trying to take a nap, or god forbid, sleeping after working a graveyard shift, about 3 different times a day.
When I was a kid, we had to walk to the ice cream palor. Now, we get to listen to a loud and annoying theme blare through our windows while we are trying to nap, watch a movie, or have sex, in the comfort of our own homes. THANK YOU MOMS OF AMERICA!
by The Sub June 22, 2005
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Irish truck bomb

fill a normal bar pitcher half full of guiness. mix equal parts Jameson and Baily's in a pint glass till half full. pour pint glass into pitcher and chug.
Kurtis puked after doing that Irish truck bomb.
by Smokey Joe HC May 27, 2007
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Number Two Truck

When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."
Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.
by Maggie L. January 09, 2008
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