Tech / Techy

(adj.) Definition - (Tech / Techy) A display of advanced refined skill, precision, or mastery
slang for technique, technical or methodical

(Tech / Techy) for example

- scoring a 10/10 on an exam*
- showering in the morning

- scoring a half court shot

this would be regarded as TECH - An appropriate response would be: "Bro, that is so tech!" "yo that's Techy" "That's the tech bro"

by Chuzz House November 11, 2025

Bobo Tech

The worst tech ever, the worst possible plan or game strategy to have

Of course we lost, bobo tech never wins

by Jesster4 June 23, 2025

Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.

Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!

by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021

tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by greatdeep January 30, 2024

Glitch techs

An awesome show with an awesome theme song.

Glitch tech lover guy: “Who knows what realy happens when a game starts to glitch?” Glitch tech lover guy 2: “🎵here come the glitch techs, they know what to do!”
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.

by I need help 2023 January 19, 2023

Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025

tech ministry

Facilitate individules in the use of Technology

I need some tech ministry.

by TechDad February 25, 2008