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Italian surprise

When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
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Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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peanut surprise

The action of a the male partner eating nutty peanut butter and pulling down the female partner's underwear and vomitting inside her vaginal region then proceeding to insert his genitalia roughly while inserting his hand into a jar of peanut butter and fisting the female partner's anal cavity.
Hey babe let's have a peanut surprise.
by spartanglove November 5, 2015
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The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse
Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex
by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021
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Oreo Surprise

A white guy with a black dick. When he cums it makes an Oreo! Making his partner surprised!!
When girls suck my dick they get an Oreo surprise:)
by Sexyhaas6969 June 25, 2019
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herriman surprise

When your friend sends you something in the mail secretly, trolls you about its existence and then cops an attitude when you seek further details.
Jeff: "Hey, Matthew. I might have sent you something in the mail, don't be mad."
Matthew: "Dammit! What did you send? When does it arrive?"
Jeff: "He he he he!"
Matthew: "Just tell me!"
Jeff: "Nah. This is a Herriman Surprise!"
by Mayor McDickers November 29, 2016
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Sauna Surprise

The act of taking a steamy shit(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter.
Bro i left a sauna surprise at the spa, it smelt like raunchy ass.
by TheSaunaMaster October 6, 2016
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