diamond stoner

Bitch with a little dick

Diamond stoner was in ma house last night

by Sjakakowwlamm December 12, 2017

Stoner Hat

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic

Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?

by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020

Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.

I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.

by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017

Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.

You, you are a stoner

by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019

Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.

Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.

by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

2022 Stoner

A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.

#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999

"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."

"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"

"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"

by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022

stoner skill

A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later

“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”

by AngusStarbies January 17, 2021