Straight Points

Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.

The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.

You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.

He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.

How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?

by a66spam June 12, 2013

straight off you

Straight off you could mean a person doesn't fuck with you or talk to you anymore for something you did or for an action you did online or in person

I'm straight off you, you been hoeing around too much!

by Vic2Bic April 27, 2017

straight bugging

so fucked up your jus vibing with your boys

yo that bitch is straight bugging

I’m straight bugging rn

by mandy v September 10, 2018

straight scissor

Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina

Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version

by pliegomyeggo September 17, 2018

straight as a circle

anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight

Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.

by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021

Throwin' Straights

To punch someone square in the fucking face as hard as god will allow

That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.

by Robby Walker September 21, 2005

turn straight motherfucker

A way to screw with someone driving who doesn't know which way he needs to go.

"I can't find the street this party is on, where do I go?" Answer: "Turn straight motherfucker!"

by BullGMoney August 2, 2014