fuck sponge

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.

That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!

by Capri388 April 17, 2003

sponge

a popular person who is self absorbed

by jess lindsay laura molly July 12, 2003

sponge

Usually meant to describe a guy or girl that's your rebound after a breakup. They soak up all the bad/bitter/angry memories of your ex, while still allowing you free reign to continue to see/date/fuck anyone you do so please, all in an efficient effort to help you heal and get over your ex.

"Yeah that girl, she's cool and all, but she's just my sponge."

by Diablo October 9, 2005

spongebob

A Small underwater creature who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Is known to sexually molester snails, especially his pet snail, Gary. Often engages in the act of anal sex with his male friend Patrick Star, who is a starfish with a fuckin' IQ of 12. Overall, he is a homosexual sponge who is too fucked up for most of us heterosexuals to comprehend. Is also a TV Star and has his own movie.

Whoa! I never knew there was a 'Spongebob Takes It' gay porn movie! Thats disgusting!

by OG Loc April 29, 2006

Spongebob

SPONGEBOB IS GAY!!!! Yes, GAY! The creaters of Spongebob Squarepants where 2 homosexual guys! HE'S GAY! Sorry to bust your bubble's little kids, but patrick, and spongebob, are homosexual lovers!

Spongebob is.......GAY! Uh oh, NO WAY!


Indeed, he's....gay!

by Big Rog. February 5, 2005

sponge

to get through something successfully while being laid back about everything

I don't get it. He just sponges through life like he don't care but he's still well off.

by D.Sponge December 1, 2002

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007