Shit Splits

The feeling you get when you first know you need to shit.

Uh-oh I have shit splits!

by Livbobbi November 18, 2004

spit out shrimp

Blowing your load in or on a bitch.

"Damn, dawg I just spit out shrimp all ova' that bitch."

by Mo' Lotta March 28, 2008

splits

sunglasses

"popped the splits over and tossed."

by noixz January 15, 2009

splitscreen

A splitscreen is a phenomenon caused by being confused by two members of the opposite (or same) sex.

For example, liking two girls and being confused as to which one to pursue.

"Shit man, I'm lying here in bed, and I got a splitscreen."
"I keep thinking about this splitscreen."
"Chloe and Katy have given me a splitscreen."

by Splitscreen October 14, 2009

splitsie

To split and share in a friendly manner especially with pizza

Jamie and Ellie splitsied the pizza Jacob brought them.

by Jamaroobee March 20, 2016

yickity splits

Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!

Custy: I am lookin for that white lady.
Person: Well, shit, I got some yickity splits right here!

by Tank Tankerton December 19, 2008

Splitsie

Slang for a woman's vulva, specifically the labia majora, which in a non-aroused state resemble lips pressed together but with a distinctive, tight seam down the middle.

Mark: did you see Sandra in the nude?
Dave: yeah, she's got a nice rack and a cute little splitsie
Mark: what a doll!

by CuioGeo April 26, 2022