chewy black bum spider

a nugget of poo with pubes stuck in it that is discovered whilst going down on someone.

dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.

by munkybutt March 15, 2008

SpiderDunk

To unload large amounts of sperm into your hand and slap someone with it.

Yo man, I just SpiderDunked Zach today! He had cum hangin' off his face!

by Zach and Charlie December 14, 2005

Sniper Whore

One who receives the sniper rifle during an online match and constantly refrains from battle in fear of losing it, or because they argue its a long range weapon. Also see Tiller

Stop hiding and get into battle you sniper whore.

by Chase Raab October 21, 2008

sniper

A role played in most shooting games, probally the most annoying for other players but still the most skillfull role. A player who prefers to snipe uses a scoped rifle to hunt down enemy players and end their existance quickly and with a single shot so their position remains hidden. It is often difficult to remove a sniper who has a good point by convectional means as they will see you coming unless you flank them. Snipers often move when their position is comprimised making them easy unarmed targets as a scoped rifle is useless is close quaters.

-----Snipers are also real life military personel but are often reffered to professional as scouts.

Player1- "Can someone deal with that sniper on the hill he keeps getting me and he can see our spawn points"

SNiper- "lol at u noobs!"

player2- " i got him, someone throw smoke nades to cover me!"

by daws09 February 17, 2009

Spider girl

When a guy cums on a girl's face, then she wipes it off with two fingers and flicks it onto the dude's face.

That asshole shot a load on my face so I wiped it off and gave him a Spider girl!

by Taco the silverback June 20, 2010

gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.

You are such a gouch spider!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

Sniper

A person at a party or gathering with alcohol who picks out the drunkest person of the opposite sex in which to engage in sexual intercourse.

The sniped is often too drunk, possibly blacked out, to realize they are being sniped and are willing to go along with the intercourse.

Tom: Did you see John get sniped last night by Becky?

Joe: Yeah man. She had her sights on him as soon as he finished his 18th shot.

Tom: Becky is such a horny sniper!

by Erik aka Binky March 5, 2009