dark side of the plutonian moon

The word used by the plutonians Oglethorpe and Emory from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" When they mooned the Mooninites. But always can be used in real life

Jordan: Let's show them the dark side of the plutonian moon.

Lamar: What does that fucking mean

Jordan: Fucking moon them you dunce

Jordan: Don't you watch ATHF

by Jordan Fuller August 6, 2008

Attack Sidewalk

When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.

Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?

Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!

Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.

Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

Cougar Side

A state of being. A man or boy of any age who prefers and chases younger women in their 20's (or, in general terms... much his junior) and who is emulating a woman COUGAR while seeking love or sex. Such male individuals are said to be in this state of being. Used in a similar fashion to the common western phrase: "In touch with one's Feminine Side"...... but referring to male sexual behavior, taste or preference for younger women.

"hey jim. This is a nice club. Hey check it out. There are three forty year old women over there. Wanna head on over?"

"nah, I'm all about the 23 year old girls over there in the corner. Come on, lets get acquainted. Let's get in touch with our cougar sides, tonight."

or

"I'm in touch with my Cougar Side! I love my women young"

by MyNickNameIsNotMyName May 19, 2010

Boner sidler

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.

Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!

by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013

dark-side-of-the-moontit

dark-side-of-the-moontit refers to an African or African American female breast that has a nonexistent or only slightly visible nipple/areola. Ergo, it is round and dark like the dark side of the moon

damn, I took off this black girl's bra and couldn't find her nipple cause she has dark-side-of-the-moontits

by moontit May 11, 2015

West Side Story

West Side Story is a movie about the Sharks and the Jets, and because of its musicality, is often watched in music classes at school, specifically orchestra.

Person 1: Man I love west side story
Person 2: yeah! I like the Sharks
Person 1: I am in love with the Jets
Person 2: I love shark

by s:a)v September 5, 2015

platonic side hoe

someone who isn't part of your squad but you still chill

Yeah, I don't really hang with them much, they're more like a platonic side hoe.

by coffee n' tea September 26, 2015