seizurish

when the lights are flicking a bit too fast it becomes a bit seizurish

mums christmas lights were flashing so fast it was very seizurish

by zb December 23, 2025

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009

twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

Pwnage Seizure

Something the early-model PS3s get when there's too much going on in a game at once. (i.e. too many explosions) Beleived to be a graphics card or RAM problem.

This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.

Player: Yo what happened? You were dropping those bitches like flies just a minute ago and then you went offline.

Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.

by BFBC2 Anti-Medic October 5, 2010

Nerd Seizure

When someone has a fit

(Squealing, Giggles, Kicking of Feet and Legs, Jumps of Joy, etc)

over something they are very passionate about.

Dude 1- "Dude, did you give your hot employee those sick-ass shot glasses for Christmas?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, brah. She had a total fucking Nerd Seizure when I gave it to her, I think I totally scored."

by YourAsianFriend December 30, 2011

ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012

Taverniti seiko

A real nigga from the dade who smokes loud drinks lean and fuxks hella Bitxhes and never spends more than 5$ on them hoes kause thats some lame shit trixking foe them.

Hoe#1 Yo girl i suxked off that nigga Taverniti seiko , his shit was huge.
Hoe#2 Well he Busted on me so im his main..
Hoe#3 fuxk outta hea Bitxh you korny he fuxk all the time
Taverniti Seiko - alright Bitxhes kalm down i know my shit right

by cookiesndboogies April 25, 2013