Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022

Scombo

A revolting, filthy pervert with no home.

“The Scombo on the corner just tried to pick me up.”

by Schoppette August 9, 2022

Scomopoly

A political system in which a leader appoints himself to positions of authority, in particular in secret.

Named after former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, upon discovering that he had secretly appointed himself to be Minister for five different departments - without advising the departments or the Minsters occuping those positions at the time.

Has Scott appointed himself to be in charge of everything ? Is he setting up a scomopoly ?

by Glottalpoly August 17, 2022

Scamptiuous

When someone is scampy

As the robber snuck around the house, he was feeling a bit scamptiuous

by FARTSNIFFER6800 October 31, 2022

scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.

Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.

by Bass_emperor22 September 3, 2022

Scombidybombo

someone who doesn't give a shit

Look at that scombidybombo, such a rebel

by Ditlit October 7, 2022

Scoop team

Scoop team could be a high class group of individuals representing some sort of gang or mob of people

Oh fuck he look like he would be in a scoop team

by Scoop teams leader October 9, 2022