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angry fruit salad

An interface or layout that has too many bright colors, often hideously contrasting for maximum eyestrain. Prevalent in MacOS and recently Windows XP that have extremely colorful menus and buttons. The term "angry fruit salad" refers to the fact that canned fruit salad often looked unnaturally colorful, almost neonlike. The sight of such a color jumble was then referred to as an angry fruit salad.
I don't like the iMac's OS...too much angry fruit salad.
by Fluid May 28, 2004
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salad toshed

getting your salad tossed by daniel tosh, this says it will reject definitions including non celebrities i hope you have enough star power tosh
Oh man i cant believe i got my salad toshed that was delightful yet weird
by t the kid July 6, 2010
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Salah

Salah is a loyal Nigga that fuck bitches and all his Ex girlfriends are hoes.
Salah is a pimp
by Salah is a pimp April 11, 2018
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Sala

A very funny and entertaining beautiful person who dates stupid guys. She is an amazing friend and a great person and she loves cats and she's is one of a kind in a good, unique way
by thegrl September 1, 2012
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crab salad

n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus
"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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Macho Salad

-Destroying something completely in an unnecessary fashion, simply to prove that you are "macho"

Or

-To destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.

Or
-As a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something

Origin: A clip from a Swedish Movie, shown on Youtube.
-Dude, this homework is driving me crazy, I want to turn it into a macho salad #@$@!

-Macho man: You think I'm weak? okay..okay...*Punches a huge dent in my own car*, yea there.

Other guy: You're an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.

-I'm going to turn that guy into a macho salad.
by Rugaru August 20, 2010
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Mediterranean Salad

The sexual act of lathering a partners genitals with hummus and then eating the desired area clean. The hummus can be applied by any means, most commonly by spreading the hummus across the lips, then lathering the genitals with the hummus-covered lips.
Tommy had an itch on his anus and asked Mike to perform a mediterranean salad on him to relieve the itch.

Tommy got a raise at work and was rewarded rectally by his wife with a Mediterranean salad.
by MSWSB! June 19, 2011
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