Math Salad

The usage of an improper mathematical formula or spontaneous number crunching usually caused by a sudden lapse in a student or mathematician's mind.

Dave: "That linear equation exam sucked this morning."

Roberto: "Fo sho, homey. I totally had a head full of math salad!"

Dave: "Tavern tonight?"

Roberto: "Damn straight!"

by Chaz114 February 16, 2010

sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.

Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that

by mossybreadsticks June 19, 2022

Hangover Salad

When u eat an asshole

"I found myself eating hangover salad when I was hella drunk with Chelsea on Saturday and I ate hangover salad".

by Dereksigmund September 25, 2019

Chinese Salad

When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.

Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.

by Roscoe 43 September 27, 2020

Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 30, 2023

Meat-Salad

A male-only orgie.

The boys are having a Meat-Salad at mine tonight.

by Foot Scrub January 14, 2018