Florida Airboat Ride

A sexual act that occurs when a woman sits on the face of a man while he motorboats her labia.

I gave her a Florida Airboat Ride she will not soon forget

by gatorjockey May 31, 2013

Russian Piggy Back Ride

Russian Piggy Back Ride: The Act of you asking someone to put their dick in your ass and jump on your back

Russian Piggy Back Ride

by CloudRiderHD November 6, 2015

American Veterans Cock Riders MC

The American Veterans Cock Riders MC is a "gang" based in Albuquerque New Mexico. They are probably the weakest bitches in the world second only to the Area 51 Motorsports gang. They claim to not be a gang but to be a group that supports veterans but nothing could be further from the truth. Two members had the audacity to attack their nephew who lived with them due to the fact he wouldn't take their gay sons sexual advances. They took their nephew to a local burger restaraunt and told the waitresses to poison his food. They also attempted to kill their nephew by leaving him out in sub zero temperatures. Their murder attempt failed because he overheard them discussing the murder plot the night prior. They think they are big and tough but are a bunch of race traitors who side with wetback mexicans over their own blood. They are sick disgusting evil subhumans who pretend to be republicans. Literally noone likes them.

The American Veterans Cock Riders MC sure are a bunch of race traitor wannabe conservative criminal subhuman scum. The Albuquerque chapter is especially gay with their weird gay bondage fetish.

by SavannahAfrica July 31, 2019

Ride a Bike

A code word for smoking a joint.

" Ay man, after Class u wanna ride a bike?"

by Tyler George November 3, 2006

rhode island

The world's yardstick. A Unit by which to measure other land masses.

French guy acting homie: Yo, geographically challenged yankee guy, do you know how big France is?

geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!

French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.

by Patrickdub January 10, 2009

ride my pony

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it

Tanya can ride my pony all nite long

by Captian Commando JR. November 5, 2009

Polish Horse-Rider

Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.

Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?

Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.

Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.

by Ernest P. Worrel July 25, 2009