Shelf-righteous

(adj.) Having or being characterized by an unprecedented lack of morality in the presence of others, often to please others. Someone who is shelf-righteous is congenitally virtuous, but often leaves their morals ‘on the shelf’ in the presence of their friends or coworkers. A shelf-righteous act is typically done to appease a peer whose view is highly bigoted or jaundiced.

Person 1:I can’t fathom why he would ever say such a thing. He’s not that kind of person.
Person 2: He probably said it in the heat of the moment, in the presence of his friends.
Person 1: Wow he’s so shelf-righteous.

by endearingfellow May 7, 2020

yeee right

When you want to say "yeah right" but it's not actually right what the ther person said.

Person one: 2+2=5
Person two: yeee right

by schruggy.xyz September 6, 2021

being right

not being wrong

being wrong is the opposite of being right
being right is the opposite of being wrong

by the real cool amazing person April 3, 2023

on the right side of horizontal

to still be alive as opposed to being dead

dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

by surfmazer December 8, 2017

national fuck right off day

it happens to fall on the same day as national send nudes day, a great excuse to not fucking send nudes to the crusty mexican asking for them

Person 1- happy national send nudes day;)

Person 2- happy national fuck right off day!!

by chensly May 28, 2018

esme is always right

Because she just is

Person 1: Don’t ever question or not take Esme’s advice when you don’t know what to do because Esme is always right and even when u do it ur way and tbdiesnt work it’s coz her way was right
Person 2: Ahh shit okay

by Esmebrownx May 10, 2018

And I fucked em right in the snowbank

When you lay-out someone for being a dick. Usually used in places with snow. It's said when your buddy is being a douche and you put him in his place.

Guy1: so buddy burned a hole in my coat and I fucked em right in the snowbank.

by KyreaniS December 31, 2018