politically conservative 

Maintaining and advocating time worn political and economic methods and credos despite compelling evidence of their being retrograde, ineffective, or deleterious.

Someone politically conservative often evidences the following symptoms: Vague rants against socialism, without specificity. Reliance on supposed intentions of the "founding fathers." Promulgating contention based on political parties rather than public good-- us versus them mentality. Reflexively negative reaction to any thing or idea remotely new-- ergo, not a certainty, not proven-- maintaining a stultified political and economic culture.

politically conservative by V.O. Reason February 19, 2009

political philosophy 

A euphemism used to describe the meticulous theorizing of lazy college students, wherein they bounce ideas back and forth without any sort of factual basis or support. See, mental masturbation. See, armchair politics.

Ralph thought that legalizing prostitution would be awesome, because then he could get laid.
Ralph brought up this idea in his political science class without doing any sort of research or considering the reality of the situation.
He called it 'political philosophy'.
His professor gave him a verbal thrashing.

political philosophy by that girl you hate August 1, 2006

politically correct 

Polite way of asking extremely rude, ignorant, nasty, uneducated people to shut their pieholes-as evidenced on this page alone.

Instead of being gutless pussies who can't find their words, most intelligent people inform the creeps that what they are saying is not "politically correct", rather than just saying STFU.

politically correct by CoEvolution August 6, 2016

get political 

To lie because you suck

George's mom asked him if he cleaned his room but he wanted to invade Iraq. So he went political on her ass.
george get political b;ahj dasdhu

get political by LIGHT233 June 6, 2007

The Political Left

A populist political movement with bigotry as it's cornerstone.

"No mate, I think all people should enjoy the same legal rights, regardless of their race, gender, or any other way you choose to classify. That's the basis of a a free and fair society. You're telling me the Political Left believes we should discriminate?"

"You racist sexist trans-homo-phobe!! That's racist because it denies racial inequality and cancels out people's race as their primary identity. It's sexist because it does not provide for special privileges equating to empowerment for women. It's trans and homo - phobic because it allows for freedom of association, and people may not want to associate with someone for whatever reason, including that they don't like the way their breath smells. And the person in question might be trans or homosexual!! Fascist!!

The Political Left by DefiningIt November 20, 2020

Political adctivist 

Someone who bases their entire political view on what commercials have told them, and commonly engage in meaningless arguments supporting candidates they have no idea what they stand for.

Political adctivist #1: You're an idiot if you vote for Obama after he was best friends with William Ayers.

Political adctivist #2: At least he didn't buy Ayers $150,000 dollars worth of clothes.

Political adctivist by wotish December 9, 2008

political guru 

someone who knows exactly whats going on within the world of politics and politicians.

Ted: The election is coming up and I have no idea who's running for MP in my electorate! *panics* Do you have any idea who the Labor candidate is?

Greg: No idea, ask Wyman, he's a real political guru - he'll even be able to tell you what colour jocks each candidate is wearing.

political guru by Billie Jean1 August 12, 2010