similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.
you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.
when you are about to blow your load, take it out and shoot it in one of the girl's eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate
dag yo, the bitch was hobblin around after a gave her the pirate
Also A post-punk band based in Chicago, IL and Ann Arbor, MI. The Pussy Pirates are a mostly-female band and include the Tenor and Alto saxophones as well as the trumpet. They are known for their energetic, frenetic performances and zany stage antics.