Phone Bone

When a female uses the vibrate feature on her phone to masturbate, in the absence of a true vibrator.

I forgot my vibrator at church camp, so I had to Phone Bone after watching Twilight

by jtothegoods November 23, 2010

Banana Phone

when you take your boner and rub it against a phone while calling your girlfriend

ahha, that sound you just heard was my banana phone

by nigger killer May 1, 2005

phone serialism

The phenomenon of two or more telephones in an office or at home ringing at, or nearly at, the same time with irritatingly dissonant musical intervals such as seconds and augmented fourths. The term "serialism" is a musical term meaning the technique whereby pitches from a tonal series, or row, are used to form a work, usually atonal, emphasizing said series.

Oh, man, it's really getting busy in the office right now. There's phone serialism going on now---the phones are ringing off the hook!

by pentozali May 23, 2006

phone twins

Two friends who own the same phone. Usually after one of the two has owned it for a while.

Have you seen Antonio's Omnia phone? Yeah Michelle has one too. Oh so they're phone twins.

by Antono January 26, 2009

Phone cuddling

When you're too drunk for phone sex.

"Oh I like when you bite my neck, I'm going to take your bra off...ugh, drunk so many clasps, screw it, I'll try for pants, why is the button so tricky, eh, fuck it, let's just do some phone cuddling"

by omally April 26, 2015

phone sitting

The act of waiting on a very important phone call. "IN THE OLDEN DAYS" (i.e., roughly two decades ago) this act would necessitate that a person remain home, near the phone, engaged in quiet activities. While phone sitting, you would have to quickly disengage yourself from all calls other than the expected one. Even walking down to the driveway may result in missing that oh-so-very-important call, such as from a perspective employer. This annoyance has become much less common in the past twenty years thanks to caller ID, call waiting, voice mail, and cell phones.

1) "I cannot go out tonight, I put a classified ad in the newspaper and now I am phone sitting."
or,

2) "He said he would call me back about the new job. I cannot turn my cell phone off because I am phone sitting."

by The Original Korrin February 15, 2010

Sell phone

A cell phone a person buys, initially with the intention of using it, but which ends up being sold within the month for drugs, etc., and which leads to a cycle of purchasing such phones

"He said he needed $80 for a cell phone, but he ended up selling the phone within a week to pay back a dealer. I guess he thought it was a sell phone."

by mercurywoodrose August 31, 2012