indiana potato

Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat

The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.

by Wizzeed July 23, 2014

hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men

The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night

by Hot Tater Lovin' Man July 15, 2021

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 March 02, 2012

Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018

potato noises

When a player named Potato Alpha in the game Eve Online talks, he only says *Potato Noises*

*Potato Noises*

by Dora Ambramotte February 27, 2017

pukey potato

A name for a person with a big mole on his face. He flirts with everyone. Not to mention he is ugly and doesn’t like diarrhea. He is honestly the dumbest person ever.

PUKEY potato stalked me today.

by kessaismybestfriend December 30, 2017

Potato mode

For some people, this praise means they're too lazy to move or they want to do something but laziness took over their system.

Well, Pearly is in potato mode today, so she hasn't started her thesis paper yet.

by Pearuly March 02, 2022