Shmag Pipes

A nickname for a kid who has an uncircumsized weiner.

Did she suck on your Shmag Pipe last night Mike Perry.

Hey it's Shmag Pipes Mcgee.

by Johnnybot2000 July 16, 2008

laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.

A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.

by Bama Self June 17, 2006

Side Pipe

The act of copulating the stomatic abdominal opening of a colostomy patient.

Pete - "Bro, I heard you were trying to bang Stacy. You know she has a colostomy bag right?"

Travis - "I gives no fucks. Im'ma side pipe that slut."

by swimp March 9, 2015

bag pipe

anal sex

Yo jules, i bagpiped ur sister

by urzaman June 22, 2003

Pipe Diaper

A make-shift wrapper (e.g., napkin, paper towel, toilet paper) used to keep a pipe from dribbling on your head.

Marc: "Oooooooh that pipe just dripped down my back"

Matt: "For realz... let's call an expert to plumb that pipe"

Marissa: "Forget that, I'll put a pipe diaper on it."

by MHDC July 1, 2009

piss pipe

A partner urinates while giving fellatio.

She gave good piss pipe.

by billbobaggins2 January 4, 2009

Pipe Pals

When a girl has had sex with a guy her friend has, they are pipe pals.

Brittney: Trisha I had sex with Ted just like you!
Trisha: We're pipe pals!

by n1kpol1 February 26, 2017