Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

player own

v. An ability found in MMORPGs that allows one player to take complete control of another player's character.

Stupid orc's gonna rue the day he hatched when I player own his ass.

by acgt December 15, 2008

stain your own lane

Doing something stupid in your area of expertise

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.

by DocM&M August 16, 2020

nah , imma do my own ting

A phrase used by a person who has a sense of independence or determination to follow one's own path or preferences but 99% percent of the time he doing it because he wanna look sigma.

At the Soccer Pitch:
Teammate 1: Oi, Pass the ball!
Guy: nah , imma do my own ting
*shoots and misses*
Teammate 1: GET OU-

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

Not Own

Not THAT. I don't OWN them.

Hym "Nonononono... Not OWN them. They have been marked. The mark dictates that 'The person who casts the mark can change their location from wherever they currently are to the mark' And it isn't magic or voodoo or anything. It's a covenant to the whole of humanity. You bare the mark. If God declines my challenge, I use the mark to get to where God is. If NOT... The mark is expended. If SO... The mark is expended upon use. Walk straight to God. Whatever happens happens. And then it's settled. I think I'll make it a Galactus or something. The Jews can keep their Jewness and be, like, silver surfers or something."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

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<.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>All Dumbasses Want TO DO Is Dance Toward A Set Of Numbers That WIll Kill Them On THeir Own ANd it Is Pretty Funny To Angel Helltrom Jose RObles<.7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

A manifestation of your own mind

Did you get it!? No?

Hym "I didn't impersonate anyone. Did I claim to be someone I'm not? I described myself with perfect accuracy. If you thought I was someone that I'm not then that was A MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND!"

Retard "It'S a MaNiFeStAtIoN oF yOuR oWn MiNd! Nehnehnhenehnehnehneh!"

Hym "You see that!?☝️THAT!? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE LIKE!?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024