Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 27, 2011
by PanisCupcake February 17, 2014
When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018
by The-cc August 30, 2017
Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.
Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."
by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011
A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.
Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.
Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.
Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022
A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"
by Paid actor #32 March 07, 2020