October 2

National fat ass appreciation day

Hey your ass looks nice

Thank you but why did you say that
It’s October 2

by Dukka73 October 2, 2022

October 2

National wear a Hoodie day

Boy: “Hey why are you wearing a Hoodie it’s so hot outside”

Girl: “It’s October 2”

by Ashl3 September 30, 2021

december 2

eat chicken nuggets day

guy 1: why is this drive through line so long?
guy 2:it’s december 2
guy1: oh i forgot

by yourlocalvscogirl November 5, 2019

Eugene 2

The second Eugene to clean up the rest of the kids.

Officer: This kid is insane at lest we’re safe now
Eugene 2: not so fast

by Christime May 20, 2018

Bible 2

The sequel to "The Bible" which reveals in depth the behind the scenes of how everything we know and love was made

"I studied for my history exam by reading The Bible 2"

by yanopuedecaminar September 23, 2021

2 track

Any path with 2 tire tracks leading into the woods / fields

I drove my truck on the 2 track on Mrs Smith prooerty

by Shan o mac October 13, 2021

2:30itus

When someone texts someone confessing feelings they don't really have late at night

Girl: I love you
*next day*
Girl: Jk lmao it was 2:30itus

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015