HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 22, 2021

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023

sh'herd me now

To give oral sex

"Jessi wanted to sh'herd me now" after the party

by lildrift October 30, 2018

Hush now

Typically said by a mother to her baby to keep it calm

mother: hush now, hush now
baby: *stops crying*

by mdeq February 03, 2017

The rest starts its now

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The rest starts its now

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

The Kutty $now

The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.

“Hey Becky, tonight I think we should spice things up and try The Kutty $now.”

by KoevHalev July 13, 2020

Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.

The Referral plan is now defuct

by sz? April 19, 2018