Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.

Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.

by StingyZebra May 17, 2014

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008

Panting pussy

So, if your at the club and you find yourself with a panting pussy, you may feel an unquenchable desire emanating from your moist, supple, undulating nether-regions.

Damn bitch, you're gonna need to leash that panting pussy!

by Nose It All March 3, 2017

Snamo Pants

Camouflaged pants worn with Sneakers.

The retarded cousin of Sneans.

Check out that guy wearing Snamo Pants. You can bet he's a virgin.

by Big Fudge & Marky Westside October 21, 2011

pants popper

When a man has an huge erection that appears to look like its about to pop out of his pants

"Girl look at him with that enormous pants popper!"

by Ms.Johnson January 11, 2014

little pants

a term to refer to men engaging in the (forbidden) act of expressing and/or experiencing emotions. Oftentimes, this manifests in a manner that would be considered socially acceptable of a woman. Contrary to other pejorative terms, it does not carry a derogatory connotation.

antonym — 'big boy pants'
EM, reviewed AA

you sure you wanna watch the movie? you might get little pants, i know i'll have to put mine on
sorry, i'm just having a little pants moment👖

by funky duck. July 19, 2022

Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.

Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.

by That IT Nerd September 6, 2017