Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021

stoner

when 4/20 blaze is apart of a daily routine.

wilma : seen that missy? a right stoner her.

by markdontlikebark May 19, 2020

Stoner Hat

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic

Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?

by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020

Stoner's Drip

A wet spot prominently visible at or near the crotch of a male's pants caused by an incomplete urination. This phenomenon is typically noticed by the afflicted individual right before entering a full conference room, classroom, or any other public place. The only way to save face for the afflicted individual is to hide or obscure the line of sight to the problematic spot with a notebook, magazine, briefcase, etc.

As he entered his philosophy classroom, Kevin noticed several students in the room grinning and snickering. Upon looking down he noticed the obvious case of Stoner's Drip displayed on his khakis.

by Nitrolian March 7, 2014

Stoner

A person usually named Brynn or something similar that talks about how rarely they light the devils lettuce but have a huge collection of cannabis products.

Brynn is such a STONER

by Hardy hat hat April 25, 2021

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

stoner

kristy

kristy is a stoner

by stonerrrrrr2728 July 2, 2018